一晚,公司同事們舉辦看電影的活動,

電影是什麼,忘了,

在就座的時候,剛好身旁不認識的正妹,對我瞧了許久,

引起同事A的好奇,

咬耳朵小聲的問道,她為何一直看著我,

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尾牙時抽紅包的錢,

正好和此機同價,

加上舊的那台b牌放拍賣賣,

一下子就被拍走,

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從高鐵開了到現在也有4,5年吧!

從來都不捨得坐商務,

趁此次富邦的升等,

想說坐去桃園晃晃,

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I learn his joke from a movie called 

Philadelphia (1993

 

Q:What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.

but I still can not understand what does this answer mean ,so I google it ,find some explain below :

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引用:http://zh-hk.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=255227654065

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He walks over to her and she greets him warmly. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t figure out where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” His mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

 


 

BEST WAY TO LEARN ENGLISH IS FORM A JOKE

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對於鳳梨酥有印象,大約是從國小的時候;還記得某年過年回鄉下時,姑姑帶來了一盒不知道是啥風味的糕餅,直指著說這叫做鳳梨酥,請親朋好友們嚐嚐,小小年紀的我,只記得鳳梨酥是相當的軟中帶Q,只吃了一個,意猶未盡之時,伸手去盒子裡收尋第二個,才發現其他的鳳梨酥,在一剎那的時間裡,早被分光了;而似乎是鳳梨酥的好滋味太吸引人,還記得我一直吵著還要再吃第二個,抝不過我的媽媽,偷偷的帶著我,去了鎮上過年時才會熱鬧的小市集,買了一盒香噴噴的鳳梨酥,給我吃的開心。
後來,長大了才知道,原來這盒鳳梨酥除了香氣之外,還帶著母親的愛心。


時光飛逝,上了大學住宿舍,一位和我要好的同學,他的媽媽在某高級食品行工作,每次收假回來,總會帶著一袋,說是NG品的鳳梨酥,因他的母親被主管請託故拿了一大袋回來,他們家實在是吃不完,所以他只好拿來給我們同是住宿的同學們幫忙消化消化,其實高級食品行的鳳梨酥是相當好吃的,只是賣相有點不好罷了,但是它的香氣及軟Q使我們的味蕾完全的被征服了,這麼好吃的鳳梨酥,在糕餅行裡要價不便宜,但他自已不吃,卻專程拿來給我們品嚐,我知道他只是客氣了而已。
而這時的鳳梨酥叫做友誼。

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再開始描述我的阿公時,

Wolke我先細讀了每位參賽者們一篇篇圖文並茂的文章,

讓Wolke我感受到你們和阿公之間,強烈的親情,

羨慕這你們的阿公們都活的很健康喜樂,

 

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引用:http://blog.vgod.tw/2009/12/18/divine-code-10/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+vgod/blog+(vgod's+blog)

如果我每天要重複按照順序按100個不同的按鈕,為什麼不寫個程式自動按這100個按鈕?

心有悽悽焉
或許或說:「正事都做不完了,哪裡有時間先做一個工具?」
只是習慣了吧!

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